My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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