Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
