Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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