Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish they made helmets for livers.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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