Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We have so much sex to catch up on
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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