Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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