I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize