What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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