you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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