Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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