If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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