Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
