If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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