And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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