I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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