normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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