Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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