So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I am morally bankrupt
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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