I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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