KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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