Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
