...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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