I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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