Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We are all done wearing pants today
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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