Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
do herpes really smell.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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