when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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