6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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