sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do vagina's smell?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize