I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
