thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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