Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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