There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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