yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
