i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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