She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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