So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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