i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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