Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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