As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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