Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Hippo gnu deer
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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