Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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