Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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