so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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