ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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