There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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