haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Randomize
