youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Im just a social blackout drinker.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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