i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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