...so i touched it.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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