brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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