Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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