so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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