I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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