Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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