Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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